we are a restaurant
Wizard: (of Noble Blood) Do you know who my mother is?
DM/Shopkeeper: No, nor do I care frankly…
Entire Party : (under breath) Do you know who my mommy is???
Theory on how Supernatural should end: Dean Winchester wakes up and he’s frightened and sobbing, so Mary Winchester turns on the lights and brings her 4 year old son into her arms and tells him “it’s okay, Dean, just a nightmare. You can sleep, angels are watching over you” and he wants to be happy but then he sees Castiel standing at the corner of the room smiling softly.
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.