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rowthesea:


“Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?” 
Angeline paused for a beat. 
"Jeans." 
"What?" croaked Artemis. 
"And a T-shirt" …
Artemis took several breaths. 
“Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?” 
A rustling of paper crackled through the phone’s speakers. 
"Yes, it’s so cool. There’s a picture of a boy who for some reason has no neck and only three fingers on each hand, and behind him in this sort of graffiti style is the words RANDOMOSIY. I don’t know what that means but it sounds really current."
Randomosity though Artemis, and he felt like weeping.

remember that time when Angeline made artemis promise to wear the clothes she bought?
i’m sure sure she’ll want to take a picture when artemis finally wears “current” clothes haha
i dont know how to graffiti
this was supposed to be my contribution to fowl friday but i’m VERY late hahaha

rowthesea:

“Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?”

Angeline paused for a beat.

"Jeans."

"What?" croaked Artemis.

"And a T-shirt" …

Artemis took several breaths.

Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?”

A rustling of paper crackled through the phone’s speakers.

"Yes, it’s so cool. There’s a picture of a boy who for some reason has no neck and only three fingers on each hand, and behind him in this sort of graffiti style is the words RANDOMOSIY. I don’t know what that means but it sounds really current."

Randomosity though Artemis, and he felt like weeping.

remember that time when Angeline made artemis promise to wear the clothes she bought?

i’m sure sure she’ll want to take a picture when artemis finally wears “current” clothes haha

i dont know how to graffiti

this was supposed to be my contribution to fowl friday but i’m VERY late hahaha

foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

(Source: officialfolgers)

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looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

(Source: kristoffs-bizarre-adventure)